after seein the website linked to bellow on reddit, i decided to spread the word via email to people on my contacts list - here is that email:

Swine flu has breached UK borders and invaded countries all over the world - The World Health organization has raised the viral threat to a level 5 pandemic (level 6 being the highest) for more information from WHO click here

As we will all soon be subject to the wrath of this viral dictator early diagnosis is essential to help stop the spread a day of being infected and not knowing could contaminate everyone you come into contact with on that day, the spread rate will continue exponentially as a result.

A good self diagnosis site is: doihaveswineflu.org

Also look for: Necrosis, gangrene, muscles decomposing, difficulty walking, increased hunger for brains and human flesh, body odour that no amount of deodorant, perfume or odour eliminating spray will cover, comfortable in dark damp/moist places and other peoples fear when they see you.

Pass this on!