after seein the website linked to bellow on reddit, i decided to spread the word via email to people on my contacts list - here is that email:

Swine flu has breached UK borders and invaded countries all over the world - The World Health organization has raised the viral threat to a level 5 pandemic (level 6 being the highest) for more information from WHO click here

As we will all soon be subject to the wrath of this viral dictator early diagnosis is essential to help stop the spread a day of being infected and not knowing could contaminate everyone you come into contact with on that day, the spread rate will continue exponentially as a result.

A good self diagnosis site is: doihaveswineflu.org

Also look for: Necrosis, gangrene, muscles decomposing, difficulty walking, increased hunger for brains and human flesh, body odour that no amount of deodorant, perfume or odour eliminating spray will cover, comfortable in dark damp/moist places and other peoples fear when they see you.

Pass this on!

America's next top model, nothing to do with Allison... <3

Well due to last nights dream in which I saved Allison from a homicidal Hanna Montana I feel it's time to confess my love for Allison Harvard (creepy chan for you /b/tards)

Allison is stunning! She's cute, weird, 'creepy', beautiful, shy, awkward and has an amazing unique look to her. Her uniqueness from the rest of the models sets her aside from the pack. I've watched ANTM before (my brother is into it and i watch it occasionally) but this season is the only one in which i eagerly await it to be uploaded so i can watch it (UK doesn't get it on TV :(

Why? Allison, that's why. I don't know what it is about her - she is just so real on top of what i said before. That's what i love about her, she is beautiful etc but doesn't come with the pre-packaged mandatory 'bitchiness' and cut throat behavior that allot/most girls have.



I loved her from the moment i heard the blood comment, not because I'm a haemophiliac or anything :)

EDIT: Here is an Allison video:



to conclude, I don't think Allison will win. But from the support she has received from the online community and her popularity i think this definitely wont be the end of the road for her. I'm considering starting my own clothing range just so I can get her to model for me!

Check the support here (and vote Allison!)

Nothing says love like a photoshopped Allison Montage: